I hate anchovie pizza

Asparagus and peas

Wanting my desert

And having to say please

I hate

Well I hate everything [x2]

I hate the Grateful Dead

Their hippy fans are such a waste

Everything about them

Even Jerry's ugly face

[Chorus]

I hate working around the house

I hate mowing the lawn

I hate doing my homework

I even hate this song

[Chorus x2]