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 J-Zone - Presents a Bottle of Whup Ass (2000)
 
Artist: J-Zone
Album: Presents a Bottle of Whup Ass
Release date: 2000

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On the cover of J-Zone's second album (billed as an EP but running well over 30 minutes), there is a picture of a 40-ounce of malt liquor. On the bottle's label is an elderly woman smoking what appears to be a joint and brandishing a baseball bat that she seems fully prepared to use. That woman, it turns out, is J-Zone's grandma. Open up the booklet and she's flipping the world the bird. It's too comical to be threatening, but, indeed, it sets precisely the appropriate tone: Presents a Bottle of Whup Ass packs a mighty wallop, even if you're laughing too uncontrollably at the sick imagery throughout to realize just how brilliantly warped the album really is. As fine as its predecessor frequently was, the more focused yet unrestrained Whup Ass is better in every way; better in fact than pretty much everything else that came out of the rap world, mainstream and underground alike, in 2000. It is a bugged-out, nonconformist's delight that, well, whups some serious musical booty. This is indie rap -- and J-Zone confesses to eating at Red Lobster and driving a crappy car, just like he admitted to picking up all his gear at TJ Maxx on Music for Tu Madre -- but his production is always fresh and original, a long way from the dreary, low-rent beats of the underground. And he and his supporting cast of MCs, trimmed down to just Al-Shid and Huggy Bear this time around, are too busy tripping up egos to go ego-tripping. They take off on the odd flight of fantasy but there is absolutely no fronting, no façades, and no fictionalizations: no thugged-out, jiggy nonsense within earshot, just punchline after hilarious punchline rocked with brutal honesty, as well as the funniest between-song skits since De La Soul Is Dead or Black Sheep's A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing. They are certainly unafraid to (ahem) come off as uncool, as one listen to the wet-under-the-covers "Nocturnal Emission" makes abundantly clear. In a sense, the album is an abbreviated test-run for the subsequent full-length Pimps Don't Pay Taxes, which even borrowed "No Consequences" and "190" from Whup Ass. Still, this is too choice to pass up if you come across it.
 

 
 :: Lyrics :: J-Zone - A Job Ain't Nuthin But Work
 
Track
Time
Rating
1 Hitchcock Download mp3
00:22
2 The Zone Mission, Pt. 8 Download mp3
03:24
3 No Consequences Download mp3
03:25
4 Ego Bashin? Download mp3
00:50
5 190 Download mp3
03:36
6 Ms. Platonic Download mp3
01:49
7 The Smurf Syndrome Download mp3
02:43
8 Nose Job Download mp3
00:45
9 Orphan Babies Download mp3
04:00
10 Recess Download mp3
01:21
11 The First Day of School Download mp3
02:43
12 Nocturnal Emission Download mp3
01:38
13 Holy Water Download mp3
02:39
14 Calamine Lotion, Pt. 2 Download mp3
01:49
15 Extra Duck Sauce Download mp3
02:30
 
 :: Albums :: J-Zone
 




Album
Year
Lyrics
A Job Ain't Nuthin But Work
2004
18
Pimps Don't Pay Taxes
2002
23
Presents a Bottle of Whup Ass
2000
15
$ick of Being Rich
2003
20
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